European football has no fans.

English football players also have no names.

A college football player from Canada refuses to play because he doesn’t like the t-shirt his coach is wearing.

And the Rockies remain undefeated and tied for first place in mid-June.

Baseball is too dangerous, but experts have determined that a new type of sports is safe.

If any of this seems slightly odd to you, you simply aren’t enlightened enough yet to understand.