News Brief by Kip Hansen — 11 December 2024 — 250 words

As we all know, climate questions can be tricky and the answers are often controversial.  Luckily, we have access to the New York Times’ feature titled Ask NYT Climate.

As the climate controversy swirls in the minds of our rising generation, who have been carefully taught by their socially-conscious twenty-something grade school teachers that they are all going to die before reaching adulthood because of The Climate Crisis, there comes a journalistic white-knight to the rescue answering the youth’s most perplexing questions:  Ask NYT Climate.

Ask NYT Climate asks and then answers the hardest of questions, after careful and thoughtful investigation, fact checking and razor-sharp insightful analysis. 

As result of their dedication, we now have the answer to the critical question:

The 1000-word article gives us the real inside scoop on kitty litter.  And the answer will surprise you: 

“As always, clumps of cat poop and pee should

go into the regular trash.”

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Author’s Comment:

Gee, ain’t they great?    I bet you thought that your choice of kitty litter was not a big deal, I mean, maybe you had erroneously thought that the fate of the planet was not balanced on the knife edge of that perilous decision.  Now you know better.

“Thank you, New York Times!”

and…Thanks for reading.

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