Sex through a hole in the wall

“Dear lord, I’m going to bust laughing”
– Penelope
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Sex through a hole in the wall

Penelope

Dear lord, I’m going to bust laughing:

In New York City, health officials suggest couples who do not reside in the same residence on a permanent basis should wear a mask during sex and avoiding kissing.

According to the New York City health department’s “Safer Sex and COVID-19” fact sheet. To “enjoy safer sex and reduce the risk of spreading COVID-19,” the health department suggests avoiding orgies. . . having alcohol-based sanitizer on hand, and having sex in “larger, more open, and well-ventilated spaces.”

Other suggestions include getting “creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls, that allow sexual contact while preventing close face to face contact.” In plain English, consider having sex through a hole in the wall.

British Columbia’s Centre for Disease Control has issued near-identical guidelines, as has the Irish Health Services and the Irish Pharmacy Union. Several Scandinavian countries have also issued pandemic safe sex guidance, although the Danish health chief explicitly excluded all forms of sex from its social distancing rules saying “sex is good, sex is healthy.”

Dear lord, is there no end to covid folly? Oh my, what Robin Williams could have done with this scenario.

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August 13, 2020 at 12:15PM

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