Sunday Funday: New Greta Thunberg Thermostat Scowls at You When You Turn the Heat Up

From the Babylon Bee

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — Google, the makers of the Nest™ thermostat that totally does not track your every movement and thought, has partnered with climate activist Greta Thunberg to make a thermostat that scowls at you when you attempt to turn the heat up.

The Greta Thunberg Thermostat™ also emits an audible, “How dare you” if it hears you emit dangerous methane into the atmosphere in the form of a fart.

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The thermostat has many new features:

  • A backlit screen that displays the names of people who will probably die because you bumped it from 63º to 64º in mid-January.
  • Emits a loud siren if you leave the front door open for more than three seconds.
  • Reports you to the United Nations Climate Police if it feels like you might be thinking about turning on a lamp.
  • Smiles at you when you turn the heat down, but it still looks like a scowl.

Read the full story the the Babylon Bee.

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November 13, 2022 at 12:55PM

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